Vegander

Vegan.
Gander.
Vegander.

Geese mainly eat grasses, berries, seeds, algae, and other plants.

Herbivores. They think they're so great.
Just because they can surive without hurting any other sentient beings.*

Ego.
Goose.
Egoose.


* Though sometimes, they actually do eat insects and small fish.
So just who do these hypocritical birds think they are?
They're exactly like some humans who claim to eat no meat but don't always live up to their word.

Omnivore.
Voracious.
Omnivoracious.

Well, what's sauce for the goose may not be vegetarian.


(Finally, someone tells geese a much needed thing or two and takes them down a peg or multiple pegs.
At last, someone is giving them something to think about next time they're flying south in a V-formation.

They may be flocking together, but individually, they've been shown that they're as human as any other bird.

Animal.
Malcontent.
Animalcontent.)