Pathostess

Pathos.
Hostess.
Pathostess.

Sadness over eating too many cupcakes.

Too much Ho-Ho can lead to feeling so-so, a rest stop on the road to "No! No!" *

Twinkies.
Keister.
Twinkeister.


* Unless you get pulled over by the diet po-po.

Busted.
Edible.
Bustedible.