Sasquachoo

Sasquatch.
Achoo.
Sasquachoo.

If Bigfoot sneezes in the forest and there's no one around to say "God bless you," does it make a sound?

And more importantly, does this creature even have a soul that can escape through the nose, leaving Satan the opportunity to sneak in to replace it? *

Devil.
Illness.
Devillness.

At this point, probably not, what with all the Bigfoot photos people are always snapping.
Sure, they may all come out blurry, but being less photogenic doesn't get you your stolen soul back. **

Camera.
Merciless.
Camerciless.

All that is needed for evil to succeed is for good technology to work poorly.

Kodak.
Ache.
Kodache.


* Putting the "sin" in "sinus."

No-Nos.
Nostrils.
No-Nostrils.


** Though if saying "God bless you" works to replace your soul after a sneeze, why not try the same thing post photo session? Replace "cheese" with "blessings" and you're all set.

Sacrament.
Muenster.
Sacramuenster.