Congratulations, it's a breathing method!
What's its name?
(Its name before Dr. Fernand Lamaze popularized it.)
Sounds like a crazy condom.
No wonder it wasn't popular.
(People thought it was like a crazy straw, winding around in every direction.*
Didn't seem like it would help with giving birth very much.)
* "Lamaze" doesn't actually sound much better.
Seems like the French word for "the maze," winding around in every direction.