Decoderogatory

Decoder.
Derogatory.
Decoderogatory.

"Guinea" is a slur.
"Pig" is an insult.

But "Guinea pig" is a cute little pet.

Or a cute little pet name for your Italian chauvinistic boyfriend.

Guinea.
Neato.
Guido.*

Or an experimental test subject in an experiment that you're conducting on your Italian chauvinistic boyfriend.**
Perhaps making him run through a maze.

Labyrinth.
Enthralled.
Labyrinthralled.


* Guido.
Don't.
Guidon't.


** Especially if you're dating a cute little rodent.

Bestiality.
A Little.
Bestialittle.

Conclusion of experiment: date a rodent, not a chauvinist.