Snoopsie

Snoop.
Oopsie.
Snoopsie.

Accidentally going through your own things instead of spying on someone else.

Especially painful when you learn from your own diary that you hate yourself.

Danger.
Journal.
Danjernal.*

Or, when Mr. Doggie Dogg goes on the rug.
For which gets hit on the nose with a rolled-up paper.
Which he then smokes.

Paper.
Purpose.
Papurpose.


* How would YOU spell it?