Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Dave Attelemarketer/Dave, a telemarketer

Dave Attell.
Telemarketer.
Dave Attelemarketer/Dave, a telemarketer.

One of the most capable, most respected, most miserable, most hilarious phone salespeople in the game right now.

Insomniac.
Accomplished.
Insomniaccomplished.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Self-A-Werewolf

Self-Aware.
A Werewolf.
Self-A-Werewolf.

Someone who really knows what's going on every time there's a full moon.

Lunar.
Nerd.
Lunerd.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

FY I oughtta!

FYI.
Why I oughtta!
FY I oughtta!

For your information, I am angry.

Irate.
Data.
Irata.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Pandorable

Panda.
Adorable.
Pandorable.

Not only are pandas adorable, but also (and almost entirely unrelatedly), you can now listen to Myq Kaplan comedy on Pandora internet radio... that is to say, you are able to Pandora--you are Pandora-able.

Pandora.
Able.
Pandorable.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

APB&J

APB.
PB&J.
APB&J.

Wanted: sandwich, dead or alive.

Probably dead. Eating a living thing sounds weird.

Unless you're a vampire. Which also sounds weird.

Undead.
Edible.
Undedible.

Buffalonely

Buffalo.
Lonely.
Buffalonely.

An emotion that wouldn't exist if someone would just provide the author of "Home on the Range" what he asked for in its first line.

Bison.
Song.
Bisong.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Hawaiyne Newton.

Hawaii.
Wayne Newton.
Hawaiyne Newton.

Don Ho.

Oahu.
Who?
Oawho?

Blasphemur

Blaspheme.
Femur.
Blasphemur.

A sinful leg bone.

Which is why God took one of Adam's RIBS, and not this one.

Also that would have made it hard to walk.

Sham.
Ambulatory.
Shambulatory.

Premedial

Premed.
Remedial.
Premedial.

Classes for people who will not become doctors.

Doctors.
Or something else.
Doctorsomething else.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Belated

Be.
Elated.
Belated.

If someone isn't punctual wishing you a happy birthday, say, this shows that it should be even happier.

Thrill.
Illogical.
Thrillogical.