Friday, October 24, 2014

PomPeyPal

Pompeii.
PayPal.
PomPeyPal.

An easy way to send volcanic ash to a friend online.

Volcanic.
Nice.
Volcanice.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Artisticky

Artistic.
Sticky.
Artisticky.

When a work of art really stays with you.

Maybe because the artist used too much glue and not enough popsicle sticks.

Popsicles.
Less.
Popsicless.

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

S'moreo

S'more.
Oreo.
S'moreo.

WHY ISN'T THIS A THING YET?

OR IS IT, AND I JUST HAVEN'T GOOGLED IT?

Google.
Glee.
Googlee.

Like the eyes I'll be making when I find out.

Joke.
Ocular.
Jocular.

Marshmallowance

Marshmallow.
Allowance.
Marshmallowance.

Pretty self-explanatory, I imagine.

Halloweenworld children's economy, federal reserve of sweets or something, blah blah blah.

American.
Candy.
Americandy.

Monday, October 13, 2014

Anvillain

Anvil.
Villain.
Anvillain.

Wile E. Coyote's REAL enemy.

He's always getting hit with them.
He should leave out a fake version of himself to attract them.

Decoy.
Coyote.
Decoyote.

But the Roadrunner is definitely not the bad guy, unnerstan'?

Roadrunner.
Unnerstan'?
Roadrunnerstan'?

Friday, October 10, 2014

Acrobatchelor

Acrobat.
Bachelor.
Acrobatchelor.

Maybe if you spent less time doing flips, you'd have more time to find someone to settle down with.

Or maybe tumbling is all you need. You have yourself, and your art.

Or maybe someone will find what you do sexy, and you'll have yourself, your art, AND sex!
Tumbling.
Lingerie.
Tumblingerie.

Realtortoise

Realtor.
Tortoise.
Realtortoise.

Simplest job in the world.

"Can I show you something in a shell you're already wearing?"

Putting the "ease" in "lease."

Turtle.
Lease.
Turtlease.

Rabbitter

Rabbit.
Bitter.
Rabbitter.

The race with the tortoise really took a toll on the hare.

It's probably why rabbits have so much sex, trying to fill the void left by not living up to one's potential, constantly chasing that metaphorical carrot.

(Also that's why they eat so many physical carrots.)

Carrot.
Rotten.
Carrotten.

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Doormatador

Doormat.
Matador.
Doormatador.

When the bull wins.

A Taurus attraction.

A tore-us (a new one) attraction.

Taurus.
Rusty.
Taurusty.

Mares

Mars.
Ares.
Mares.

War plus war equals horses.

War.
Horse.
Worse.