Thursday, January 15, 2015

Abstractor

Abstract.
Tractor.
Abstractor.

With society and technology heading the way it is, perhaps soon all farming tools and vehicles will only be hypothetical.

I'm not sure where the food will come from though. I'm sure some smart people will be on it though.

Dinner.
Nerd.
Dinnerd.

Vortexas

Vortex.
Texas.
Vortexas.

Everything's bigger there, including the black hole that swallowed the state.

"Houston, we have a problem. Houston? Are you there? Houston? ANSWER ME PLEASE!"

Texas.
Exasperated.
Texasperated.

Abdominatrix

Abdomen.
Dominatrix.
Abdominatrix.

Do you enjoy getting whipped but only in the midsection?
Then do I have the sex worker for you!

BDSM.
SMH.
BDSMH.

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Kindestiny

Kindest.
Destiny.
Kindestiny.

Think you're nice?
Think you're the nicest?
Think there's no one nicer than you?!?!?!
Well, that's not the nicest thing to think.
Is there someone out there who is the nicest?
The Dalai Lama?
Someone who almost became the Dalai Lama and wasn't envious at all that he wasn't chosen?
Something about a Dalai Green Giant.
Why hasn't there been a FEMALE Dalai Lama?
Anyway, good work being so nice, everyone.
Oh, you don't think you're nice? Want to be? You can! Don't want to be? Why not?
All the answers are not here.
But many of the answers lie in being nice. See?

Scenic.
Nice.
Scenice.

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Scammunition

Scam.
Ammunition.
Scammuntion.

You know those guns where you pull the trigger and a flag comes out that says BANG?
That.
It's B.S. where the "B" stands for "bullet."

Flag.
Aggressive.
Flaggressive.

Friday, November 14, 2014

Hip-Hopposite

Hip-hop.
Opposite.
Hip-hopposite.

This like rapping but when words don't rhyme.
A thing that probably happens all the day.

It goes on and on, til the break of sunrise.
Maybe you think this is wise, or is it unsmart?

Here's one third example to bring it all home.
Knick-knack paddywhack, give the dog some food.

(Could have said "a bone," and it would have been fine.
Because "bone" and "home" aren't exactly a perfect rhyme.)

Rhyme.
Mentality.
Rhymentality.

Friday, October 24, 2014

PomPeyPal

Pompeii.
PayPal.
PomPeyPal.

An easy way to send volcanic ash to a friend online.

Volcanic.
Nice.
Volcanice.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Artisticky

Artistic.
Sticky.
Artisticky.

When a work of art really stays with you.

Maybe because the artist used too much glue and not enough popsicle sticks.

Popsicles.
Less.
Popsicless.

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

S'moreo

S'more.
Oreo.
S'moreo.

WHY ISN'T THIS A THING YET?

OR IS IT, AND I JUST HAVEN'T GOOGLED IT?

Google.
Glee.
Googlee.

Like the eyes I'll be making when I find out.

Joke.
Ocular.
Jocular.

Marshmallowance

Marshmallow.
Allowance.
Marshmallowance.

Pretty self-explanatory, I imagine.

Halloweenworld children's economy, federal reserve of sweets or something, blah blah blah.

American.
Candy.
Americandy.