Monday, June 29, 2015

Telescopernicus

Telescope.
Copernicus.
Telescopernicus.

This is the full name of Copernicus.

Also it's the way people ask him for information:

"Tell us, Copernicus!"

Hoopla!
Planet!
Hooplanet!

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Patriarchery

Patriarch.
Archery.
Patriarchery.

Shoot arrows through the apple of male privilege.

Will there be equality? Only time will Tell.

(William.)

Will.
Illustration.
Willustration.

Charadio

Charade.
Radio.
Charadio.

The hardest way to play charades would be over the radio.

That would be the ultimate charade.

Audio.
Dios mio.
Audios mio.

Earthlingo

Earthling.
Lingo.
Earthlingo.

When aliens come to earth in movies, they always seem to have just one way of speaking.

Plan.
Language.
Planguage.

We've got so many. English, other ones, animal sounds...

Growling.
Lingo.
Growlingo.

Of course, the alien astronauts are probably from a specific class/location/etc., or they've agreed to use only one language on their mission for sake of efficiency, so maybe it's wrong to assume that their planet doesn't have as much diverse culture as we do.

ET.
Et cetera.
ET cETera.

Okay, never mind! Carry on! And on. And on.

Speech.
Echo.
Speecho.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Abstractor

Abstract.
Tractor.
Abstractor.

With society and technology heading the way it is, perhaps soon all farming tools and vehicles will only be hypothetical.

I'm not sure where the food will come from though. I'm sure some smart people will be on it though.

Dinner.
Nerd.
Dinnerd.

Vortexas

Vortex.
Texas.
Vortexas.

Everything's bigger there, including the black hole that swallowed the state.

"Houston, we have a problem. Houston? Are you there? Houston? ANSWER ME PLEASE!"

Texas.
Exasperated.
Texasperated.

Abdominatrix

Abdomen.
Dominatrix.
Abdominatrix.

Do you enjoy getting whipped but only in the midsection?
Then do I have the sex worker for you!

BDSM.
SMH.
BDSMH.

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Kindestiny

Kindest.
Destiny.
Kindestiny.

Think you're nice?
Think you're the nicest?
Think there's no one nicer than you?!?!?!
Well, that's not the nicest thing to think.
Is there someone out there who is the nicest?
The Dalai Lama?
Someone who almost became the Dalai Lama and wasn't envious at all that he wasn't chosen?
Something about a Dalai Green Giant.
Why hasn't there been a FEMALE Dalai Lama?
Anyway, good work being so nice, everyone.
Oh, you don't think you're nice? Want to be? You can! Don't want to be? Why not?
All the answers are not here.
But many of the answers lie in being nice. See?

Scenic.
Nice.
Scenice.

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Scammunition

Scam.
Ammunition.
Scammuntion.

You know those guns where you pull the trigger and a flag comes out that says BANG?
That.
It's B.S. where the "B" stands for "bullet."

Flag.
Aggressive.
Flaggressive.

Friday, November 14, 2014

Hip-Hopposite

Hip-hop.
Opposite.
Hip-hopposite.

This like rapping but when words don't rhyme.
A thing that probably happens all the day.

It goes on and on, til the break of sunrise.
Maybe you think this is wise, or is it unsmart?

Here's one third example to bring it all home.
Knick-knack paddywhack, give the dog some food.

(Could have said "a bone," and it would have been fine.
Because "bone" and "home" aren't exactly a perfect rhyme.)

Rhyme.
Mentality.
Rhymentality.