Wrenchilada

Wrench.
Enchilada.
Wrenchilada.

An action that is often necessary to pry excellent Mexican food away from me.

Burrito.
Righteous.
Burrighteous.

Or a tool that is sometimes necessary to fix less excellent Mexican food, say, at a Taco Bell. *

Quesadilla.
Dilapidated.
Quesadillapidated.


* My motto has always been "Think Outside the Taco Bell."
Or "Run From the Taco Bell."
Or "Don't Take Advice From a Chihuahua."
Or "Eat at a Real Mexican Restaurant. Oh, None of Them Are Open and It's 3am? Fine, Go to Taco Bell. Wait. No, Just Go to Sleep. Other Places Will Be Open Tomorrow, and You'll Be Sober and Thankful. And Yes, This is a Long Motto, But It's Worthwhile. Remember It."

Mexican.
Iconic.
Mexiconic.

(I've had a lot of mottos.
Just like my motto says, "Don't Have Just One Motto."
Or "Always Have a Different Motto at the Ready."
Or "Too Many Motto Jokes?")

Motto.
Tomato.
Mottomato.

Let's call the whole thing off.

(See also Nasalsa.)