Technology.
Gynecological.
Technologynecological.
Always be careful during cybersex.
Computer.
Uterus.
Computerus.
Because child porn is bad enough.
But having a child WITH porn?
You don't even want to imagine it.
(And now, you don't have to.
Fetish videos dedicated to having a baby with a computer are likely being birthed as we speak.)
Newborn.
Robot.
Newbot.
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Hey! I enjoyed your act last night, it was wonderful. I Haven't laughed that hard in a LONG LONG time. You were totally funnier than that woman that came on after you.. how do YOU not have like 10 tv specials.
ReplyDeleteI can see it now, Comedy Central Presents: Giant Flaming Dildo tonight at 1am.
Much appreciated!
ReplyDeleteYour sincere compliment is sincerely appreciated.
Sincerely.
Seriously.
Sinceriously.
And for people to understand the context of the above commenter's idea for my potential TV special title, they are referring to a punchline of a joke that I told, and not calling me a giant flaming dildo.*
Or perhaps they are doing both, very slyly.
Ambiguious.
Ouch.
Ambiguouch.
* No, it can't be me. I'm only 5'6.