Some people want a knight in shining armor to ride up and save them on their white horse.
You shouldn't want that.
A knight whose armor is so pristine and a horse whose coat is so shiny, they likely haven't been tested in battle ever?
Probably not even in a joust.
Definitely not even in the video game "Joust."
In medieval times, cleanliness was next to deadliness.*
I'd prefer a hero who has at least gotten his hands dirty enough to have won a video game.
(Grand Theft Horse?)
* Or just deadness. Or just dead.
Clean is dead.
Just like Nietzche said.
(If God is clean and clean is dead.)