You might notice that there are no swear words here.
Plenty of references to pedophilia, bestiality, incest, and necrophilia, sure, but no swear words.
Everything in TV-friendly terminology.*
Because really, do you need to swear to talk about being sexually attracted to children, animals, your family, or the dead?
Is that what society has come to?
That's not how I was raised by my dead Uncle Werewolf (who was also somehow a child).**
* Just in case anyone in Hollywood wants to turn this blog into a sitcom.
Two and a Half Blogs?
My Name is Blog?
Blogs? (That's "Scrubs.")
And those are only if you want to turn it into a sitcom that already exists...
Imagine all that's available if you start from scratch!
** Werewolves age differently, like vampires. (Let's say.)***
If they get turned at an early age, their mind will grow older and more mature, but their body will stay frozen at that early age, just like the famous werewolf Gary Coleman.
*** And if you want to argue that werewolves do NOT act like vampires in this respect, well, then I guess we just know different werewolves, then, don't we?