Horriddles

Horrid.
Riddle.
Horriddles.

A man is found hanged to death over a puddle of water. Explain.

Someone is found dead in the desert, naked with a straw in their hand. What happened?

A man walks into a deli, orders an albatross sandwich, takes one bite, then kills himself. Why?

A cabin in a mountain has dozens of people dead inside. Explain.

Someone jumps out a window, then hears the phone ring and regrets jumping, then finishes plummeting to his death. What happened?

Bob and Sue lie dead on the floor in a different puddle of water, surrounded by broken glass. Why?





The answer to all of these riddles is to please stop writing riddles and seek help for your sadistic tendencies before it's too late.

Therapeutic.
Tick-tock.
Therapeutick-tock.