Paradimebag

Paradigm.
Dimebag.
Paradimebag.

Marijuana has been decriminalized in a lot of places these days.
Better than jail, but you'll still want to keep your decriminal record as clean as possible.

Plus, you can still be ticketed and fined as though you've committed some kind of parking violation.

Hydrant.
Antics.
Hydrantics.

Now, I could make an easy joke here about how they'll ever collect with potheads forgetting to pay the fines (and I just did, barely), but sincerely, what will the authorities do when those violations pile up?

For parking tickets, eventually they'll put a boot on your car.
For pot, will the cops put a boot on your face?

That's just what they used to do before the decriminalization.
Has nothing changed?

Facial.
Shellacked.
Faciellacked.

Maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe things are different.
Maybe they'll just tow you. Or your bong.

And have you work off your debt by washing dishes in prison.
Where you can get high by snorting dish soap, now also decriminalized.

Municipal.
Palmolive.
Municipalmolive.