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If God were a zillionaire, this is the blog he would buy.
Friday, February 6, 2009
Shives
Shiv.
Hives.
Shives.
What you get if you're allergic to being shanked in prison.
(They're also called "stab wounds.")
Stabbing.
Bingo.
Stabbingo.
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