Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Cinemesis

Cinema.
Nemesis.
Cinemesis.

Suppose you're a huge movie buff.
And also let's say you believe in Hell, like for realsies.

Given those facts, do you think that if you end up there, at least part of you will be really impressed with what seem to be amazing special effects?

Inferno.
Novice.
Infernovice.

e.g. "You can seriously feel these flames, so much better than Imax,"
or "That guy REALLY looks like he's half goat."

Or do you think there's a chance that the guy in charge will be more like a cartoon devil?

Anime.
Maybe.
Animaybe.

Or is it more likely that the suffering Hell delivers upon you is less literal and less animated?
Perhaps the simple result of the absence of God's presence, light, and love?
No physical torture. No flames. No demons in your face.

In other words, no plot, no acting, no special effects.
Definitely no popcorn.

To the film buff?
Hell.

Raisinet.
Netherworld.
Raisinetherworld.

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