Majestick

Majestic.
Stick.
Majestick.

New word to use if you can't think of "sceptre."

Except.
Sceptre.
Exceptre.

If you become the monarch and want to change entirely, go for it.

King.
Lingo.
Klingo.*


* Sorry if that looks too much like a Star Trek villain.

Inkling.
Klingon.
Inklingon.

As the monarch, you can determine if it should instead read "Kingo," or possibly "Kinglyngo/Kinglingo," short for "Kingly Lingo."

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
(Not just a secret way of calling the ruler a fat-head.)

Insult.
Sultan.
Insultan.