Dracula.
Culinary.
Draculinary.
Cooking without garlic.
And with items that can't be purchased at the grocery store.
They can be acquired there, just not by purchasing. *
More by murdering or kidnapping.
Duress.
Recipe.
Durecipe.
* They can also be acquired anywhere else where people are.
Don't you see?
The food is people! It's made of people!
Soylent.**
Entrails.
Soylentrails.
And it's a cookbook! The cookbook is made of people!
He's eating the cookbook that's made of people!
** It always seemed strange that "Soylent" had the word "Soy" right in it, and yet wasn't a fake meat product.
What would you call the tofu substitute version of Soylent Green?
Edamame.
Maimed.
Edamaimed.
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