I love to travel.
Or at least, I do travel and I love what I do when I do travel.
I was recently invited to perform in two different places on the same weekend.
And without technology that either doesn't exist or that I'm not rich enough to know about, I can't do both.
So I must choose between Atlanta and Portland.
Because if I try to compromise...
...I end up in the middle of the country with a creature so ugly I turn to stone.