Aphroditinerary

Aphrodite.
Itinerary.
Aphroditinerary.

I love to travel.

Or at least, I do travel and I love what I do when I do travel.

Perform.
Formula.
Performula.

I was recently invited to perform in two different places on the same weekend.

And without technology that either doesn't exist or that I'm not rich enough to know about, I can't do both.

Teleport.
Poor.
Telepoor.

So I must choose between Atlanta and Portland.

Because if I try to compromise...

Georgia.
Oregon.
Gorgon.

...I end up in the middle of the country with a creature so ugly I turn to stone.

Medusa.
USA.
MedUSA.