A sausage made from the meat of spineless creatures, as opposed to pig or cow.*
Sure, squidwurst may take some preparation to get that inky taste out, but bratworm is already in the exact right shape.
* Animals with a real backbone.
Courageous, upstanding animals.
Have you read "Animal Farm" or "The Three Little Pigs"?
They even give other animals what for.
** Rays are actually vertebrates.
I thought I could put one by you, anonymous public, but I cannot.
Because what is the internet about, if not being straightforward with one another?***
*** Answers may include anything from "internet dating" to "Wikipedia" to "Dateline pedophile stings" to "all three at once."
(Read about my latest dating disaster and trip to jail on Wikipedia.)