Chuck E. Cheese.
Nunchuck E. Cheese.
Something that can make a child's birthday party even happier, but not for them.
Unless they have pleasant dreams, certainly possible when knocked unconscious.
* More appropriately spelled "nunchaku," I know.
But there is no obnoxious child pizza franchise named "Chak U. Cheese," unfortunately for us all.
It could have been a great Italian/Asian fusion restaurant.
Especially for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Japanese fighting style, love of pizza, AND as a bonus, a horrible location that would make most people unhappy, just like the original Chuck E. Cheese does.
It takes a certain something to eat here.
(See also Pepperonin.)