Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Careerie

Career.
Eerie.
Careerie.

Ghost busting for a living.

Seems like a scary job, but basically you're just telling someone that they can cut out of work early.
Because spirits are always only hanging around to complete some "unfinished business."
And all they have to be told is that their work is done.
No more chain-clanking, no more terror-inducing, no more blood-splattering necessary.*

Time to punch out. Forever.
No big.

Slime.
Timesheet.
Slimesheet.


* That last one especially true for the ghost of Jackson Pollack.

Paint.
Intangible.
Paintangible.

2 comments:

  1. r u serious? you wanna see some FOR REAL STUFF???? I live in Virginia Beach. I have studied ghost hunters AND ALL THESE GHOST SHOWS AND ALL THE LEGENDS ABOUT LONDON BRIDGE and every which way and so far I LAUGH AT YOU WANNABEES WHATEVER thankx 4 the laugh

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  2. Thanks for writing. You're welcome for the laugh.

    I would love to see some "for real stuff."

    Realistic.
    Sticky.
    Realisticky.

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