Alcoholistic

Alcohol.
Holistic.
Alcoholistic.

They do say to drink plenty of fluids when you're sick.

Belch.
L'chaim.
Bel'chaim.

Also, an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
So a bunch of apples with a lot of life experience, fermented over time into hard cider?
That should keep all the doctors away.
Might even kill them.

Doctor.
Torture.
Doctorture.

And what more natural path to health?
Poison your doctors, and you're at least healthier by comparison.

Homeopathic.
Thick-headed.
Homeopathick-headed.