Philosofa

Philosopher.
Sofa.
Philosofa.

I was sitting and thinking,
about a product to sell people interested in sitting and thinking.

Only problem, people who sit around thinking might not have the ideal financial situation to market to. (I have some experience on this subject.)

Maybe something for the office of a mental health worker...
A psychologist armchair for an armchair psychologist?
A nice psychottoman?

Therapy.
Piece of furniture.
Therapiece of furniture.

(Seriously. Philosofa. You heard it here first.
And last.)