Thursday, January 29, 2009

Famousy

Famous.
Mousy.
Famousy.

Are there any mousy celebrities?
Can you be famous and unassuming?

Googling "famous and mousy" yields no results.

The first person who comes up in a search of the two words without quotes is Kate Middleton, girlfriend of Prince William.

And that's only in an article entitled, "Paris Hilton: 'I'd Date Prince William if He Dumped Mousy Kate Middleton."

So, being mousy has an advantage: it can keep Paris Hilton at bay.
Who knew?
That's her Kryptonite.

(Don't take this analogy too far.
It breaks down almost immediately, as Paris is neither a man, nor super.
Though she does seem nearly invulnerable.)

Powers.
Worst.
Poworst.

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