Blistanbul

Bliss.
Istanbul.
Blistanbul.

In the past day, this blog got a dozen hits from the nation of Turkey.

Turkey.
Keyed Up.
Turkeyed Up.

And that was before the phrase "Ottoman Empire" was posted just moments ago.
Imagine the traffic that will inspire.

Ottoman.
Manifold.
Ottomanifold.

Also, one hit came in from Belgium in the past day.
Let's pick it up, Belgians. Turkey is kicking your ass.
Tell your friends to put down their waffles and French fries (look it up) and represent.

Belgium.
Umpteen.
Belgiumpteen.