Crucifixer-upper

Crucifix.
Fixer-upper.
Crucifixer-upper.

What happened to Mr. Christ* had to happen.
It was just God bringing his son along on Take Your Child to Work Day.

Apologies.
Jesus.
Apologesus.


* Questions:
1. Is God's last name "Christ" as well?
2. If God is Jesus' father, is Joseph Jesus' godfather?
3. At high school dances, kids are told not to dance too close in order to leave room for the Holy Ghost. Does the Holy Ghost really go that many proms?
(Answer: yes, because he is a great dancer. Bad dancers have two left feet, and the Holy Ghost has zero left feet. Or feet.)