Saturday, January 17, 2009

Populust

Populus.
Lust.
Populust.

Overpopulation.
There are too many people.
Because of too many people's sexual attraction.

Attraction to the idea that there should be too many people.

The Bible says to be fruitful and multiply.
Made a lot of sense for a time when people might have been in danger of dying out.
We could probably benefit from switching it up...
Be fruitful and add? (Support adoption.)
Be fruitful and divide? (Don't know how that would work. Some sort of fusion?)
Or subtract, ideally.

I doubt we can get that changed in the Bible though.
Amendment of a commandment?
But maybe we can change the interpretation.

Be fruitful and multiply? No no, that doesn't mean have a lot of kids.
It means eat a lot of oranges and do a lot of math.
Math that will tell you how much of a problem overpopulation might be if you keep having a lot of kids.
Kids who probably don't eat enough oranges. And thus get diabetes, obesity, and scurvy.

Diabetes.
Obesity.
Diobesity.

At least those might help fight overpopulation as well.

Make for more of a global balance.

Global.
Balance.
Globalance.

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