When you can't stop yourself from loving abbreviations.
If A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. were an acronym, it might stand for "A Cool Reminder Of Names You Mean."
More to love (acronyms, godzillionaire-style):
Bring your own obstetrician/gynecologist.
The National Association for the Advancement of Certified Public Accountants.
(Like the similar organization for African-Americans, but for Jews.)
The Self-Contained Underwater Man-Boy Love Association.
(If they contain themselves, maybe people will leave them alone. Especially if they're underwater.)
What would Jesus do, in Dungeons & Dragons?
(Probably turn the other cheek. Not typically the most effective against dragons.)