If God were a zillionaire, this is the blog he would buy.
Congratulations. One hundred twenty-two posts, you must be Juggernaustistic.I, unfortunately, have Grasperger Syndrome.GraspAsperger SyndromeGrasperger SyndromeThe ability to comprehend impaired social interactions and limited repetitive patterns of behavior.I used to wear a shirt that read MY FATHER DIED IN A BAKING ACCIDENT. My boss asked me what that shirt was about and I told him that they were handed out at my father's funeral. He asked me if that was true because I am a liar. I told him that it wasn't true, it was just a shirt from a play I was in in high school. He said, "Oh, my father died from cancer." I said, "Oh, where's your shirt?"ShunUnemployment.Shunemployment.
He was probably just jealous because they didn't make a play about HIS father's death.And that really gave him pause.Clothes.Hesitation.Clothesitation.