Monday, January 19, 2009

Beartrapture

Beartrap.
Rapture.
Beartrapture.

Probably one of the best times for the Rapture to occur would be if you got your leg caught in a bear trap.
Especially if a bear was nearby and found the irony delicious.
And right before he was about to find YOU delicious as well... POOF!
Magicked to the afterlife.

That would certainly be proof of God's love.
Or at least proof of God's dislike of that particular bear.
e.g. "Welcome to Heaven. I was on the fence about you, but I had to stick it to that bear."

I'd also love it if a trapped bear was magicked to Heaven out of a trap, right before the hunter got to him.
e.g. "Welcome to Heaven, bear. I needed a new rug."

God really likes sticking it to that bear.

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