Thursday, January 15, 2009

Temporarium

Temporary.
Yum.*
Temporarium.

Everything is temporary.
In fact, the only thing that might not be temporary is temporary-ness itself.
Which isn't even a thing. Anymore.
See?

Life is temporary. This blog very well might be very temporary.
So, what better name for a temporary blog that calls attention to the temporary nature of all temporary existence than some made-up word about the very nature of being temporary?

(I'll tell you what better name: Godzillionaire. And not just because the T-shirts are already being printed.)

Also, some performance entity had already come up with the word (thanks, Google**), and in the interest of creativity, so went away my temporary idea to use the word.

It would have been a good one, too.
So many appropriate anagram possibilities...
Temporarium.
Immature Pro.
Optimum Rare.
Atrium Moper.
A Premium Rot.
Impurer Atom.
Rat Emporium.

(Maybe not all of them are appropriate, but still, however many you like out of six ain't bad.)

And so goes the temporary creation of this post.




*Do you think "Um" would have been better than "Yum"?
This blog asks the hard-hitting questions no one else will.
Guaranteed.
No one.
Ever.

**Anagram the word "Googled" and you get "Ogle God."

2 comments:

  1. Hmmm...I'm a big fan of um, but yum probably makes for a tastier blend.

    I like Godzillionaire. The word. The blog. The concept. But it may lead to me trying to squish words together all day. For which I resent you.

    -alejna
    p.s. Blogger doesn't seem to want me to leave a comment. It just ate one.
    p.p.s. I once tried out a stint as an atrium moper. It didn't work out for me.

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  2. Tasty.
    Um.
    Tastium.

    I like "um" also.

    Squish.
    Words.
    Squords.

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