Harlequinticentennial

Harlequin.
Quinticentennial.
Harlequinticentennial.

500 posts of buffoonery!

We made it!

Thanks for being a part of it!

Here's to 500 more!

But not right now!

One at a time!

Slow and steady wins the race!

Especially when you're not even racing against anyone.

Tortoise.
Isolation.
Tortoisolation.

Turtelepathy

Turtle.
Telepathy.
Turtelepathy.

Reading minds, but very slowly.

Possibly to the point where it might be more effective just to listen to what someone is saying.

Especially if it's the person you're in a relationship with, who's sick of you listening to what they THINK instead of what they SAY.

Precognition.
Nitpicking.
Precognitpicking.

Tractortoise

Tractor.
Tortoise.
Tractortoise.

Worst possible choice in plowing your land.

Farmer.
Error.
Farmerror.

Nunchuck E. Cheese

Nunchucks.*
Chuck E. Cheese.
Nunchuck E. Cheese.

Something that can make a child's birthday party even happier, but not for them.

Unless they have pleasant dreams, certainly possible when knocked unconscious.

Ninjitsu.
Surely.
Ninjitsurely.


* More appropriately spelled "nunchaku," I know.
But there is no obnoxious child pizza franchise named "Chak U. Cheese," unfortunately for us all.

It could have been a great Italian/Asian fusion restaurant.

Italia.
Asian.
Italiasian.

Especially for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Japanese fighting style, love of pizza, AND as a bonus, a horrible location that would make most people unhappy, just like the original Chuck E. Cheese does.

It takes a certain something to eat here.

Sewer.
Warriors.
Sewarriors.

(See also Pepperonin.)