Sunday, February 1, 2009

Koshearse

Kosher.
Hearse.
Koshearse.

Transport for dead bodies that are acceptable to eat under Jewish law.

Technically, humans are not listed among the non-kosher animals, which suggests that they are parve, meaning they can be eaten with either a meat or dairy meal (or at Passover, it would seem).

Passover.
Versatile.
Passoversatile.

As long as the shift from living to dead doesn't somehow convert a human's essence into that of a demon with cloven hooves.

Eating a devil--unkosher.

Eating an angel--allowed.
(Unless angels also have secret cloven hooves that would make it unacceptable to eat their meat.)

Angel.
Gelatin.
Angelatin.

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