Arboring

Arbor.
Boring.
Arboring.

What's less interesting, trees or books? *

Some people would rather read because they think the outdoors are boring.

Some people would rather hike amongst the trees because they think books are boring.

Some people might like to read beneath a tree, but they can't because the tree was torn down to make the book.
(And the book was about not cutting down trees.)

Magi.
Gift.
Magift.


* Trick question: books are made from trees, so the least interesting thing is actually an argument comparing books and trees.

It's like comparing apple trees and orange books.