Tic-Tactic

Tic-Tac.
Tactic.
Tic-Tactic.

How to get someone with bad breath to stop doing that.

Halitosis.
Cease and Desist.
Halitosease and Desist.

Breakfasthma

Breakfast.
Asthma.
Breakfasthma.

The most important breathing problem of the day.

Emphysema.
Meal.
Emphysemeal.

Orvilbur

Orville.
Wilbur.
Orvilbur.

The Wright brothers after an unsuccessful plane mission where their remains were mashed together, or after a successful and purposeful Frankenstein-like experiment resulting in a Voltron-like combination of the duo.

Result.
Voltron.
Resoltron.

Accomplisterine

Accomplice.
Listerine.
Accomplisterine.

Someone who helps dose you with mouthwash.

Because you're too proud. Or ignorant of your horrible breath.

And the amount they love you is greater than the amount your breath is horrible.

Halitosis.
Sister.
Halitosister.

Lamazeltov

Lamaze.
Mazeltov.
Lamazeltov.

Congratulations, it's a breathing method!
What's its name?

Psychoprophylaxis.
(Its name before Dr. Fernand Lamaze popularized it.)

Sounds like a crazy condom.

No wonder it wasn't popular.
(People thought it was like a crazy straw, winding around in every direction.*
Didn't seem like it would help with giving birth very much.)

Psychoprophylaxis.
Accident.
Psychoprophylaccident.


* "Lamaze" doesn't actually sound much better.
Seems like the French word for "the maze," winding around in every direction.

Bedlam.
Lamaze.
Bedlamaze.

Suffocatfight

Suffocate.
Catfight.*
Suffocatfight.

Rather than just scratching and hair-pulling, two females go after one another's air supply.


* Is two men fighting a dogfight?