Saturday, January 31, 2009

Juggernautistic

Juggernaut.
Autistic.
Juggernautistic.

An unstoppable savant.

Rain Man on PCP. Or crack. Or acid.

Acid Rain Man.
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  1. Myka FoxFebruary 1, 2009 at 8:53 AM

    Congratulations. One hundred twenty-two posts, you must be Juggernaustistic.

    I, unfortunately, have Grasperger Syndrome.

    Grasp
    Asperger Syndrome
    Grasperger Syndrome

    The ability to comprehend impaired social interactions and limited repetitive patterns of behavior.

    I used to wear a shirt that read MY FATHER DIED IN A BAKING ACCIDENT. My boss asked me what that shirt was about and I told him that they were handed out at my father's funeral. He asked me if that was true because I am a liar. I told him that it wasn't true, it was just a shirt from a play I was in in high school. He said, "Oh, my father died from cancer." I said, "Oh, where's your shirt?"

    Shun
    Unemployment.
    Shunemployment.

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  2. myqFebruary 1, 2009 at 9:02 AM

    He was probably just jealous because they didn't make a play about HIS father's death.

    And that really gave him pause.

    Clothes.
    Hesitation.
    Clothesitation.

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