People who share the same letters starting their first and last name.
For example, here are some of my (Myq Kaplan's) initial twins:
Mike Katz (a guy I went to college with, not someone I'm making up)
A Real Person.
Martin Luther King (if you ignore his pesky middle name that no one uses much anyway, right?)
Mortal Kombat (did I say they had to be people? fine, then this will be the name of my first child*)
Those are actually the only ones I could come up with. Anyone have other ideas?
Are there no celebrities with just the initials MK? Is it forbidden? Am I forever doomed to a life of simple happiness and productivity on a reasonable and enjoyable scale?
* I'm not actually planning on having children, but I very well may change my last name to "Kombat." That couldn't lead to any more spelling konfusion.
e.g. "That's right, it's Myq with a Y and a Q, and Kombat with a K, no, this isn't a prank, hello? Hello? Please, I need my medicine!"
(In this scenario, I am on the phone with some sort of medical provider, it seems.
Which is optimistic about either my future financial situation or prospects for universal health care, or both. Here's hoping, you skeptics!)