Stupork

Stupor.
Pork.
Stupork.

Pigs are supposed to be smart, but if they're so smart, then how come they get eaten so much?

Bacon.
Constantly.
Baconstantly.

Sure, they may have tricked Jews and Muslims into leaving them be. For now.

And yes, they've also escaped the wrath of the Big Bad Wolf.

(By convincing him that he should follow Judeo-Islamic teachings and not blow down their house on the sabbath.)

Shalom.
Lone Wolf.
Shalone Wolf.

But as much as people declare that the pig is smarter than the dog, it's true, the dog might be mindlessly fetching its master's newspaper to read over breakfast, but more often than not, the pig IS that breakfast.

Porcine.
Inevitability.
Porcinevitability.