My mother sent me to Sunday school as a child because she worried that without religious guidance, I might have a hole in my spirit* that could be taken advantage of by some exploitative group.**
So I was indoctrinated into an AUTHORIZED cult to avoid being swept up by an unauthorized one.
Out of the frying pan and into the kosher frying pan.
I ultimately escaped unscathed.
And you can, too, if you haven't already.
You don't have to live your life like anyone else tells you.
Listen to me, and you'll be free from outside influence.
Just do what I do and say, and you're your own person.
* Like when you sneeze your soul out of your body which opens the door for the devil to get in.
** Like the Jews for Jesus.
Or the Mormons for Mohammed.
Or the Hindus for Buddha.
Or the Christians for Zeus.