I've been on somewhat of a vacation from my home and from the internet, and I'm sure it's been quite a struggle for all of us.
For that I am sorry.
I've been in Pennsylvania, where they do have electricity and computers**, but they also have things that distract from those things, like good friends and family and walks and nice weather***, whose gravity have caused me to pull away from this virtual world for more than normal.
So I just wanted to check in and make sure the internet knew I wasn't dead...put down your phones, relax, stop skyping the police, etc.
I will be back, with or without a vengeance (depending if anything bad happens that requires avenging, but I'll definitely be writing a lot, and continuing to take certain phrases as unnecessarily literally as possible), blogging regularly until the next time I don't.
* See how rusty I am after a full day or more away?
(Please accept these additional e-pologies about those first e-pologies, and I will aim for continued improvement as much as possible.)
* Though not everywhere.
** Nice weather isn't unique to Pennsylvania, of course, but when you add in the fact that spring just sprang...