Even dinosaur tastes like chicken.
And chicken didn't even exist back then. But cavemen knew.
You know, cavemen who co-existed with dinosaurs, like you see in animated documentaries and the Bible.
But they weren't loving pets, like Fred and Wilma would have you believe.
They were enemies, like humans and chickens are today.
What I'm saying is, cavemen put dinosaurs in cages, tortured them, harvested their unborn young for omelettes, and the ones that grew up would get eaten out of buckets they got from the local KFD on the way home.*
* In their car that runs on the power of the driver's feet. The Flinstones got that part right.
Which means despite the horribly unethical treatment of animals that they share with modern days, at least their technologies were running a lot greener than ours.