Benchwarmored

Benchwarmer.
Armored.
Benchwarmored.

I developed a thick skin playing sports as a kid.

Maybe that's why no one picked me for their teams, because of my weird skin condition.

Epidermis.
Misshapen.
Epidermisshapen.

Sometimes I did get to play, but it was always in right field.

And the other kids were playing hockey elsewhere.

Baseball.
Alone.
Basebalone.