The day an elephant REALLY never forgets, because it is the day he becomes a man.
Which is the reverse of most bar mitzvahs, where Jewish boys hit puberty and start growing all misshapen and having skin problems like an elephant.*
* If only their tusks weren't made of ivory but rather of Ivory soap.
One of nature's great ironies.
Also, doves are not made of Dove soap.
Though I don't know what Dove itself is made of.
(I'm no soapsmith.)
The dove is meant to represent peace, so it would probably make a soothing body bar.