Where a witch goes when they lose their keys.
You'd think they could just magic their way into their home, or do some sort of locating spell to find the keys, but sorry witches, magic isn't real. *
Unless you let Jesus into your heart.
Then Jesus will let you into your home. **
Heaven helps those who pray correctly.
* The silver lining of this--water won't make you melt.
Or you won't float on it.
Something about water...
...but it's not totally defined.
There hasn't been a clear decision made on Salem v. Oz.
** Or at least St. Anthony.
You don't have to go through all the bureaucracy of God or Jesus.
Know who to call. ***
*** Not the Ghostbusters, in this instance.
Unless you lost your keys in a puddle of protoplasm.
Then pray to Egon.