Dave Attelemarketer/Dave, a telemarketer

Dave Attell.
Telemarketer.
Dave Attelemarketer/Dave, a telemarketer.

One of the most capable, most respected, most miserable, most hilarious phone salespeople in the game right now.

Insomniac.
Accomplished.
Insomniaccomplished.

Self-A-Werewolf

Self-Aware.
A Werewolf.
Self-A-Werewolf.

Someone who really knows what's going on every time there's a full moon.

Lunar.
Nerd.
Lunerd.

FY I oughtta!

FYI.
Why I oughtta!
FY I oughtta!

For your information, I am angry.

Irate.
Data.
Irata.

Pandorable

Panda.
Adorable.
Pandorable.

Not only are pandas adorable, but also (and almost entirely unrelatedly), you can now listen to Myq Kaplan comedy on Pandora internet radio... that is to say, you are able to Pandora--you are Pandora-able.

Pandora.
Able.
Pandorable.

APB&J

APB.
PB&J.
APB&J.

Wanted: sandwich, dead or alive.

Probably dead. Eating a living thing sounds weird.

Unless you're a vampire. Which also sounds weird.

Undead.
Edible.
Undedible.

Buffalonely

Buffalo.
Lonely.
Buffalonely.

An emotion that wouldn't exist if someone would just provide the author of "Home on the Range" what he asked for in its first line.

Bison.
Song.
Bisong.

Hawaiyne Newton.

Hawaii.
Wayne Newton.
Hawaiyne Newton.

Don Ho.

Oahu.
Who?
Oawho?

Blasphemur

Blaspheme.
Femur.
Blasphemur.

A sinful leg bone.

Which is why God took one of Adam's RIBS, and not this one.

Also that would have made it hard to walk.

Sham.
Ambulatory.
Shambulatory.

Premedial

Premed.
Remedial.
Premedial.

Classes for people who will not become doctors.

Doctors.
Or something else.
Doctorsomething else.

Belated

Be.
Elated.
Belated.

If someone isn't punctual wishing you a happy birthday, say, this shows that it should be even happier.

Thrill.
Illogical.
Thrillogical.

Caspervy

Casper.
Pervy.
Caspervy.

Sometimes at night my bedroom door creaks and opens, like there's a ghost peeping tom after me.

Or it could just be a crosswind.*

Breezy.
ZZZs.
BreeZZZs.


* What makes the wind so cross? Because it hasn't found a ghost to love?

Airflow.
Lonely.
Airflonely.

Tea Party Foul

Tea Party.
Party Foul.
Tea Party Foul.

Self-explanatory?

Self-Explanatory.
Tories and Whigs.
Self-Explanatories and Whigs.

Volcanoe

Volcano.
Canoe.
Volcanoe.

A generally ineffective method of transport.

(Except in Dante's Peak.)

Spoiler.
Alert.
Spoilert.

Fibonazis

Fibonacci.
Nazis.
Fibonazis.

Those who are very strict about keeping everything ordered 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, etc.

8.
Etc.
Eight cetera.