Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Karattweiler

Karate.
Rottweiler.
Karattweiler.

A canine that will only use its very disciplined viciousness on you in self-defense.

Judo.
Dog.
Judog.*

Its bark is worse than its bite, but its roundhouse kick is worse than both of those.

Fido.
Dojo.
Fidojo.

At least it can't punch you. (Dogs don't have hands.)

Tai Chi.
Chihuahua.
Tai Chihuahua.


* This word also sounds like it can also be used as an anti-Semetic slur, for anyone out there who hates Jews and dogs alike.

Yarmulke.
Kennel.
Yarmulkennel.

2 comments:

  1. Or for someone that thinks Jews are fine and dogs are fine, but HATES Jewish dogs.

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  2. A logical point, Brian, thanks!

    But can someone really think Jews and dogs are both fine, but not be okay with the miscegenation thereof?

    e.g. "Oh, I love Jews, I just don't want my daughter marrying a dog who IS one."

    (Granted, there might be other things going on there.)

    Torah.
    Rottweiler.
    Torahttweiler.

    (Perhaps that's what this post should have been entitled.)

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