Clothingested

Clothing.
Ingested.
Clothingested.

Some underwear is edible.

Either because it is manufactured that way, or because someone didn't do their laundry and started wearing fruit roll-up boxers instead.*

Pantaloon.
Lunacy.
Pantalunacy.


* Taking the "of the loom" out of "fruit of the loom."
(And adding "roll-up.")

Tailored.
Edible.
Tailoredible.