Currently in my viewfinder, there is a nothingness which I need converted into a somethingness.*
That is to say, I need a new camcorder.**
Currently, I possess a dearth of working video recording devices, and I require that that dearth turn into whatever the opposite of a dearth is.***
So, off to the camera district! Or the camera market. Camera barrel?
I don't know where to shop for cameras.
Hopefully the camera gnomes will just leave me one in the night, like they did for that shoe guy (but with a camera instead of shoes).****
* How come "nothingness" gets to be a real word, while "somethingness" gets underlined by the spellchecker?
Not enough spellcheckeriness to go around?
Why can't there be everythingness for everybodifragilisticexpialadocious?
** A thing that cords cams, if its name is to be taken literally.
*** Scramble the letters in "dearth," and it becomes a "thread," moving towards "the rad" or "d' heart."
(Make sure to avoid turning to "hatred.")
**** I almost said I wished the camera FAIRY would come instead of gnomes.
But since the Tooth Fairy takes teeth AWAY, I don't know what the camera fairy would do, given that I already have zero cameras.
I'd end up with negative one cameras, logically.
(I guess the fairy would have to make a camera out of stuff that I own already that I could have created a camera with, like some sort of reverse MacGuyver.)