Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Cartuna

Cartoon.
Tuna.
Cartuna.

Shouldn't more animated characters be vegetarians?

There are so many anthropomorphized talking animals out there, and they're just chomping away at NON-anthropomorphized animals like it's normal.

Normal.
Malnutrition.
Normalnutrition.

You might argue no, because it's the natural order of things for animals to eat each other in the wild (e.g. fish do feed on other fish without being called cannibals), so why not eat them in the non-wild, especially when they're wearing pants like a human?

Wardrobe.
Obituary.
Wardrobituary.

Fair point, but that doesn't explain Mickey Mouse eating a steak.
(Mice are not predators of cows in the natural order of things.
But maybe talking mouse in shorts IS predator of cartoon cow.
Or just that Disney is a predator of everything.)

Jeopardize.
Disney.
Jeopardisney.

4 comments:

  1. What does Charlie the Tuna eat?

    I'm sure if I left a mouse size steak on the floor, a mouse would be more than happy to eat it!

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  2. When you say "mouse-sized steak," do you mean a steak actually the size of a mouse, or a steak proportionally sized FOR a mouse?

    Either way, you're probably right.

    And if you left them mouse-sized cookies, they'd eat those for dessert.

    Rodent.
    Entenmanns.

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  3. If you gave a mouse a cookie, I'm sure he'd ask for a glass of milk.

    http://www.amazon.com/You-Give-Mouse-Cookie-Give/dp/0060245867/

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  4. But if you TEACH a mouse to cookie, then he'll milk for a lifetime.

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