Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Abracadabrasive

Abracadabra.
Abrasive.
Abracadabrasive.

When a genie in a lamp rubs you the wrong way.

Perhaps because you rubbed IT the wrong way.

Which leads to YOU having to grant IT* three wishes.

Dodgy.
Genie.
Dodgenie.


* I used the word "it" instead of "him," choosing to be un-PC against the genie community, as opposed to the sexist option, or the awkwardness of "him or her," because a genie could certainly be either gender, and there's no way a glass ceiling could keep a genie from magicking right through it.

Gender.
Derogatory.
Genderogatory.

2 comments:

  1. Is there really a WRONG way to rub "IT"?

    Sorry, couldn't help myself.

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  2. I can't help you either.

    But I can assure you, I believe there likely IS a way to rub it wrong.
    (Whatever "it" is that you're referring to.)

    Vague.
    Guessing.
    Vaguessing.

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